How to Have a Date Night In 30 Steps

  1. Pick a date six months in advance
  2. Set up the kids to be watched with your mom on that day six months in advance
  3. Spend endless hours like a zombie researching THE BEST restaurant in a 50 mile radius. This night will be perfect!
  4. Buy a smokin’ new dress for the date night that says everything BUT mom!
  5. Call the restaurant 3 months in advance to make the reservation.
  6. Argue with the restaurant manager about being able to place your reservation 3 months in advance.
  7. Pick out some daring lingerie for after dinner
  8. Call your mom a month before the reservation to make sure that she can still watch the kids.
  9. Send your husband flirty texts saying that you “can’t wait for some alone time with him on an actual date.”
  10. Call your mom 2 weeks before date night to make sure that she can still watch the kids.
  11. Call the restaurant and confirm your reservations one week before date night.
  12. Call your mom 4 days before the reservation to make sure that she can still watch the kids.
  13. Take care of your sick toddler three days before the reservation. He got the stomach flu. Poor thing.
  14. Spend all day and night cleaning up vomit and diarrhea from your two sick children two days before the reservation.
  15. One day before date night, chase a now healthy toddler around the house while feeling like death itself because you caught the stomach flu.

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