10 Reasons to NOT Teach Your Kid to Talk
- He will demand to listen to retarded songs like Katie Perry and Elmo.
- He will protest the oatmeal you cooked for breakfast, demanding only the chocolate syrup that he found in the fridge when you opened it to get the milk.
- His favorite word for the first two years after learning to talk will be “NO!”
- He will whine, “outsiiide” very loudly over and over and over again while watching it rain through the window.
- He will imitate you and make you feel like you sound like a monster…..I DON’T sound like that whenever I yell at the dogs….do I?