10 Reasons to NOT Teach Your Kid to Talk

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10 Reasons to NOT Teach Your Kid to Talk
  1. He will demand to listen to retarded songs like Katie Perry and Elmo.
  2. He will protest the oatmeal you cooked for breakfast, demanding only the chocolate syrup that he found in the fridge when you opened it to get the milk.
  3. His favorite word for the first two years after learning to talk will be “NO!”
  4. He will whine, “outsiiide” very loudly over and over and over again while watching it rain through the window.
  5. He will imitate you and make you feel like you sound like a monster…..I DON’T sound like that whenever I yell at the dogs….do I?

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13 thoughts on “10 Reasons to NOT Teach Your Kid to Talk

  1. I just came across your blog and love this post! This is all SO true! My son is starting to talk and doing a lot of these. Especially number 6. Seriously, half the time I have no idea what he is so insistently telling me! Thanks for the laugh 🙂 I look forward to reading more!

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