12 Ways to Tell You’re a Mom to a Toddler

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12 Ways to Tell You’re a Mom to a Toddler:

  1. You have hard, dried up milk and juice stains in the bottom of your purse from sippy cup leaks.

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One Lovely Blog Award

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I’m not gonna lie, I’m feeling a little bit like a “cool kid” right now.

It seems that my blog was nominated for the One Lovely Blog Award a few days ago by A Momma’s View. This is such a shock and honor to be nominated! I never imagined how fun the blogging world is until now, and now…

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Top 3 Phrases My Toddler Says That Make Me Cringe

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photo credit: Ben McLeod via photopin cc

Whenever my toddler says these words, I can guarantee that nothing good is going on. Here’s my top 3 phrases my toddler says that make me cringe:

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17 Ways To Tell If You Are Sleep Deprived

DAMN YOU, middle of the night feedings….

17 ways to tell if  you're sleep deprived

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Here’s my 17 ways to tell if you are sleep deprived:

1. You forget things easily.

2. You fall asleep while sitting down to pee.

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9 Scary Toddler Boy Halloween Costumes

These are just plain creepy…

Maybe some options for my sons for next year…but still creepy.

1. Zombie 

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10 Things I’ve Learned From My Followers About Children

Here’s my weekly shout-out to my amazing followers. It still surprises me every.single.day. that people actually read what I write…so thank you so much for that!

OKAY, so this week I’m sharing 10 things i’ve learned from my followers about children by reading their websites.

10 things I've learned from my followers about children

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Here we are:

1. “Children are incredibly impressionable and they are programmed to be pleasers; they may be defiant but they do not want to disappoint what they perceive to be their parents expectations.” by Mom Under Siege 

2. “They come to realize that they can talk back to you…” by Scientology Parent

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6 Things That Make Having Young Kids Tolerable

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photo credit: courosa via photopin cc

Whenever I feel extra debbie downer about having little kids, I remember these 6 things that make having young kids tolerable:

1. You get awesome tax breaks

This can’t be denied! After having my first son, I remember getting an AMAZING income tax return that following Spring. I just had baby number two this July so I’m definitely looking forward to tax season this year! So here is my advice on this one: if you are looking for a BIG tax break, have as many kids as you possibly can! I bet Kate is banking from her income tax with her eight kids!

2. You always have an excuse to get out of things

Don’t feel like driving two hours to your 2nd cousin’s wedding? “I’m sorry, but my son woke up with a stomach bug this morning…we could ALL be infected so we aren’t going to be able to make it.”

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